Total Medals Earned: 609 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,770 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/31 (30/255 points)
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/490 points)
Wake up the Guard!
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/385 points)
Collect a coin
Obtain the gun
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (150/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount